Clement & Elisse (1/2)

She: “He came to visit me when I was working (at an ice cream shop) and said to me: “Are you being a champion ice cream scooper??”

I thought he was damn weird.”

She: "When we were still friends, he asked me: "Did you sleep properly today? Your eye bags very jialat*, or is it your eyeliner?".

Then he offered to lend me an eye massager. But until today, never see the eye massager."

*Singlish term for bad/not good.